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Derrick: It’s time to act chill with Reggie and Bambino. Ask Reggie about the Night Fort, and what he knows about that monster.

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Derrick: It's time to act chill with Reggie and Bambino. Ask Reggie about the Night Fort, and what he knows about that monster.

Chatlog

Derrick: ‘Sup.
Reggie: Hahaha, you loser, don’t try to act like me.
Reggie: We both know you probably almost wet yourself when those locks blew off, I heard that shit from here.

Derrick: …. SHUT UP!
Reggie: Hahahaha, you’re so fun to poke at!
Reggie: Anyways, As you can see, this is the Night Fort.
Reggie: It’s called that because, well, it’s yours, you named it that.

Derrick: I did?
Reggie: Yes, you did, back when you made the damn thing. You were going on and on about how dark and evil-warding it was gunna be.
Derrick: Wow, you remembered when I built this, but I was just talking to you in your stuffed animal form!
Reggie: Dude, so? I was there and I know.
Derrick: …
Reggie: You seem to be in hot water. AGAIN.
Derrick: Yeah, I swear I was awake. I thought Gramps came home or something…
Reggie: You must have dozed off at one point, dude.
Derrick: Really? But it literally felt like nothing changed.
Reggie: Well, you know how dreams work. You plop in the middle of them randomly. ovo
Derrick: So, what’s up with this place?
Reggie: What do you mean? Why is it so big?
Reggie: Well, because it’s a fort, you don’t REALLY want a fort the size of those boxes do you?
Derrick: No….
Reggie: Well then, why are you complaining? I love this place, I have my own cage WITH NO DOOR! I can fly in and out at will.
Reggie: I can even sleep on that bed over there, it’s pretty comfy.

Derrick: Well, it does look nice.
Reggie: I know, right?
Reggie: Over there, the door with the black star on it is the door to your sister’s fort. I checked that shit out and it’s locked.

Derrick: …. How did you even TRY to open it? you don’t have hands!
Reggie: Hahaha, I asked the furball. He used his deformed twig hands at first, then starting kicking it, hahahaha.
Reggie: He looks like a tank, you two seem to share the resemblance….

Derrick: Resemblance..? You really think I look like Bambino?
Reggie: … You mean you haven’t even…
Reggie: Well never mind I guess you’ll find out soon enough.
Reggie: Moving on, that hatch down there is to your old fort that you and your sister built when you were like 5 or some shit.
Reggie: I dunno when it was.

Derrick: Oh cool, I can go down there to escape the thing in my bedroom!
Reggie: Hahaha, nope.
Reggie: It’s also locked, with what looks like a number combination lock.
Derrick: Oh…
Reggie: I was fiddling with it to try and guess the code…
Reggie: And when I say “I” I mean the fluffball over there -v-

Derrick: Wow, you’re like a slave master or something. >__>
Reggie: Shush, I checked his stats and he’s pretty stupid. I guess I have a connection with him because he’s part beast or whatever.
Derrick: You checked his stats?
Reggie: Yeah, dude, It’s like, a thing I can do -v-
Derrick: Really? Can you check me?
Reggie: Haha, no problem.
Reggie: …
Reggie: Hahaha, soft.

Derrick: What?
Reggie: The only stat you have is vitality, and it’s the same as the furball.
Derrick: What does that mean?
Reggie: … IT MEANS you’re useless in a fight. You NEED some kind of weapon or you’ll get your ass handed to you on a silver platter!
Derrick: Aw crap, am I really that weak?
Reggie: Ha, don’t worry dude, you have me and Fluffy now. >vo
Derrick: You mean you’ll join me?
Reggie: Heck yeah I’ll join you! BUT ON ONE CONDITION….
Derrick: ….O___O
Derrick: What’s that?
Reggie: You can bring me if I’m a HIGHER level than the fluffball and any others.
Reggie: If I’m the lowest leveled one, you can ONLY pick me.
Reggie: I won’t be outshined by some stooge when I’m THIS cool. I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
Reggie: LOOK AT THAT RAVEN ON THE WALL.
Reggie: SEE THAT?

Derrick: Yeah….
Reggie: THAT’S MY ROLE MODEL.
Reggie: I will be the blood raven one day….
Reggie: And that day will be today!
Reggie: For now I’ll work with the fluffball, I saw his stats and he’s a higher level than me.

Derrick: …
Derrick: WAIT.
Reggie: What?
Derrick: What is the deal with that monster?
Reggie: Hahaha, just some dark creature that wants a shot at life. What is there to say?
Reggie: You should really pay attention to the fluffster. If he can’t fight something, he won’t stick around.
Reggie: And if he’s gone, YOU’d better abscond the hell out of there too.

Derrick: Okay….
Reggie: Okay, enough chit chat.
Reggie: Let’s go bust some heads!

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